The ApocalypsePower cuts, internet outages, mild inconvenience to your daily lives - how did you cope? Tell us your tales of pointless panic buying and hiding under the stairs.
thanks, ringofyre
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:15)
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If a nuke goes off nearbyI shall be all British and stand tall with a stiff upper lip and shake my fist in defiance at the mushroom cloud.
Have at you.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:15, 8 replies)
I like this, apart from the last sentance which I don't understand.(
girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:28,
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Short for.."Have at you varlot, I shall stand here proud and British and face your fury with much determination and valour"
Or something like that.
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Sir,Have at you, thou vile wretch. Begone, lest I run you through with my blade.
Modern translation: cahm on mate, avva go ya cahnt.
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Ken Oath, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:05,
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Pretty much.(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:48, closed)
OrOoh, had enough, eh? Come back here, you yellow bastard!
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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Call that a nuclear flash?It hasn't even made the bread warm, far less toasted it...
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I like this.It's jolly good.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:05,
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Your nuclear shadowburnt onto the wall - will just be the silhouette of you smoking your pipe, one fist raised in defiance.
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