An interesting question
Have you ever been - to electric ladyland?
well then B3ta users... here are some good and quite relevant questions to all of you 'internet shut ins'.

1 - Have you ever been outside?
2 - Have you ever had a girlfriend/Boyfriend?
3 - Do you still live with your mum?
4 - Mac or PC?
5 - When you post on /talk, do you have homosexual thoughts?
6 - When you post on /talk, do you have unsuitable thoughts about children?
7 - Do you prefer magenta cock or glasscock?
8 - Can any B3ta user please define 'FLUFFY'?
9 - As you are all L33T, can you please describe these abbreviations for the the non l33t visitors here? a/s/l, ftp, http, smpt, a2m, 1utb, lol, dvda, rofl, pmsl, hdmi, ? cant be bothered any more.
10 - what have I got in my pocket?

This ones for you, B3tans, enjoy! - extra points for sarcasm, abuse and general muckiness.
(bangthedrum, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:35, 8 replies)

A Mac is a PC you imbecile.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:44, closed)

Yes.
(this answer to your unstated question 'am I a pointless prick?')
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:48, closed)

A pointless prick would be a bum, right?
(bangthedrum, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:59, closed)

becos ur gae

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:03, closed)

haha, classic bangthedrum

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:18, closed)

well...
1 - Have you ever been outside?
yes. lots. in boats with men
2 - Have you ever had a girlfriend/Boyfriend?
getting married in september. for the second time. in devon.
3 - Do you still live with your mum?
no
4 - Mac or PC?
not really bothered either way
5 - When you post on /talk, do you have homosexual thoughts?
no
6 - When you post on /talk, do you have unsuitable thoughts about children?
er...
7 - Do you prefer magenta cock or glasscock?
magenta, every time
8 - Can any B3ta user please define 'FLUFFY'?
birman cats. trust me, birman cats.
9 - As you are all L33T, can you please describe these abbreviations for the the non l33t visitors here? a/s/l, ftp, http, smpt, a2m, 1utb, lol, dvda, rofl, pmsl, hdmi, ? cant be bothered any more.
pass
10 - what have I got in my pocket?
your hand. and a small franklin mint figurine of george micheal commemorating his M1 roll.
(magictorch, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:44, closed)

1 - Just got in.
2 - Both, frequently at the same time.
3 - No.
4 - There is a reason only "artistic" types use Macs. The rest of us have all figured out how to use a personal computer.
5 - has posted 84 messages on the talk board. No.
6 - See above.
7 - Magenta.
8 - fluffy
9 - Shouldn't it be "smtp"?
10 - Keys.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:11, closed)

Sure...
1) yes
2) yes/no
3) no
4) pc
5) no
6) no
7) magenta
8) gently rubbing a small kitten against your face, but without the teeth and claws
9) they all mean "I'm so clever for using an acronym/abbreviation"
10) trick question, there are no pockets in your skirt
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:27, closed)