Former bus driver speaking
It's appreciated.

It's better than "WE'VE BEEN STUCK IN TRAFFIC FOR HALF AN HOUR!" Yes, chav, this isn't some sort of heli-bus that can rise above traffic and get you to Wetherspoons quicker.

Or "I'VE SLIPPED ON YER FLOOR AN' I WANT COMPENSATION". It's raining, you fat slack chav, you're wearing stupid shoes and you've been on your arse several times before you got on my bus.

It was a lovely job between jobs mainly, and I only left because they realised I'd been a bit more senior before and made me a manager.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:18, 1 reply)

maybe it's me
and i just didn't notice before that i wasn't the only one saying it. then again, i've only really been using buses for the past few years
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 14:42, closed)