A similar thing happened to my farmer friend
The cat walked into the kitchen with a rat in it's mouth. The farmers wife screamed and dropped the saucepan she was holding. The cat dropped the rat and ran out of the house like..... well like a scalded cat I suppose! Meanwhile the rat ran upstairs and into one of the bedrooms and hid behind a wardrobe. Anyway, she got her husband and son to come in and they moved the wardrobe , the rat ran out but the farmer managed to dispatch it with a sharp hit to back of its neck with a stick.
By the way, for future reference, NEVER pick up a rat, alive or dead with bare hands. Nothing carries more diseases than a rat, and if you are ever bitten by a rat, get yourself to a hospital as quick as you can!
(Mackeson_drinker, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 13:48, 2 replies)

Thought I read somewhere that human bites are the worst.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:45, closed)

I thought we had a rat in the house a few weeks ago
I put a trap down laced with a penut butter/cocoa mix.

Turns out we had FOUR of the fuckers. All dead. All looking at me with shiny eyes. Cunts.

All picked up with a pair of pliers that were then held over the gas ring. I still don't want to touch them.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 19:25, closed)