Yesterday
there was a fly on the window trying to get out. The missus said "Just whack it with a newspaper", but I spent ten minutes trying to persuade it to fly out the other window, before eventually managing to grab it by two of its legs and fling it to freedom.
( .Yeti., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:37, 1 reply)

With patience you can catch flies with a pot and a bit of card, it's great practice if you're training to be a stealthy ninja type.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:46, closed)