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A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.

What have you invented to get off work?

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Poetic justice
I used to get sore throats regularly, worked through them when I had a decent boss but, when I got a true 24 carat assh%le as my boss I started to drop the occasional "sore throat" sickie when I felt like it. All well and good until I got really bad tonsilitis on a day when I'd phoned in with a sore throat. Ended up in intensive care for three days, septicaemia and eventually 4 hours of throat surgery to remove the buggers.
Ended my convenient "sore throat" career.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 8:27, Reply)

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