Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Always worksMy favourite (and mucho used) sickie excuse is to ring in and say I've caught nits (or head lice if you work somewhere posh) from my kids/siblings/nieces & nephews. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY wants you in work that day. What's more, they don't mention it when you go back, it's as though it might be catching if it's ever acknowledged.
*pop* (after at least 6 years of lurking)
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 9:36, Reply)
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