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A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.

What have you invented to get off work?

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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perfect alibi
Went out for dinner with parents and friends and it all went wrong.
Next day I'm feeling not so good so decide to feeble out and throw a sickie.
Turns out my Mum got food poisoning at the restaurant and phoned work to find out if I was ok, finding I wasn't there she explained to my boss what had happened thus giving credibility to my somewhat feeble excuse! :-)

Cue, sympathetic boss when I returned to work asking if I was well enough to come back as it had only been 1 day. So I said, I wanted to make an effort and took it easy for the rest of the week :-)
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 9:37, Reply)

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