Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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I had a very lenient boss and a secure jobOnce, just to see what I could get away with, I called in at 9am (still drunk, due to one of many epic parties) on a winter morning to tell my boss that my front door had frozen solid, but I might be in later if I managed to thaw it with a hairdryer.
Somehow he never felt inclined to question this story, and yet when I called in on a similar occasion with the much more believable excuse of "flu", he wanted to know who the giggling girls in the background were.
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wangmaster2000, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 9:47,
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