Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Use one lie, get one freeHaving a crap time at work, which was marginally better than stoking the oven in a death camp.
I decided to pull a sicky, after a mate said I looked like shit. I DID actually go to the Doc and he said I had slightly high blood pressure.
I took 2 weeks off.
Then realised I then had to produce a sick note. So I had to go back to the doc [after swotting up the symptoms of severe hypertension] and blag the line. I just scraped through, and even now I bump into him in the street and he gives me dirty looks.
Work didnt give a feck.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 9:50, Reply)
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