Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Caroline's Top Skiving Work Tip!When wanting to call in sick, when you're not really - don't phone up mid-morning with a pretend 'ill voice'. Ohhh no! Call in as soon as you wake up. You're still groggy from sleep and so you'll sound dazed and confused and croaky - if it's the answerphone, even better, you can waffle on for ages, seemingly confused, about your illness. Ta-daaa!
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CaroWallis, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 11:22,
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