Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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lalamy mate was at uni in Manchester and had a job at large 'avin it club in the cloakroom. but being the total drug hoover he was, weeks on end spent on massive binges was doing him no favours and his entire being was steeped in paranoia. whilst at work in this state he had spent the entire evening chucking the coats in a massive pile without actually allocating the tickets to them. when all the clubbers came to get their coats he just bolted and did some more drugs to 'level out'. phoned up the next night and told his boss he couldnt come to work as he'd "Gone mad". He had as well you know, but hes ok now.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 11:24, Reply)
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