Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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You have *not* got 'flu!I've gone just over two years at work now without a single day off sick.
I'm very fortunate in that I simply don't get many minor ailments. If I've got a cold, I'll dose up on vitamin C and get through it.
I've had 'flu once: it's the most debilitating thing I can remember having and I honestly thought I might die.
So, when staff phone in, holding their noses for vocal effect and say "I've got a touch of 'flu but I'll be in tomorrow", I'm off:
"YOU HAVE NOT GOT FUCKING 'FLU! 'FLU DOES NOT COME IN "TOUCHES" AND WOULD NOT LAST FOR ONE DAY. IF YOU HAD REAL 'FLU YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE. GET IN YOU SKIVING CUNT!"
I'm lovely to work for (:
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