Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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I can't come in today...The amount of sickies that the ex-receptionist pulled at my place of work was a fucking joke.
She's a thick as pigshit brummy, with an arse as wide as the M6, which apparently comes from "living on soup".
She'd phone in with all sorts of weird and wonderful explanations, if they were all true it would mean she'd had meningitis, cancer, and an abortion in the space of a fortnight. None of these have the slightest hint of truth, the lazy, dense, fat, BITCH.
thankfully i dont have to put up with her annoyances anymore, as she got sacked for stealing the lottery money...
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 11:53, Reply)
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