Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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QuarantineSome time ago I was planning for a race around the world.
Well, long story short, a bit after that I got shoved in some big metal hatch or station underneath some big fucker island and I have to put some numbers into a computer every 108 minutes. I couldn't leave cos some fucker put a 'QUARANTINE' sign on the door.
Then someone exploded the top! Well, no doubt the disease is in the hatch now, and I couldn't be fucked pressing those fucking numbers anymore, so I fucked off.
The bad news is, I'm shit-fucking-lost on some island in the middle of nowhere. The good news is, I've probably got some disease now, so that's my excuse for not going in to work.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 11:54, Reply)
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