Awesome Sickies
A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
( , Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
( , Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Before she'd even started.
The office junior at work was moved to become a secretary and so they advertised for a new one. New girl was subsequently appointed and an email sent round stating that this new girl was going to start the following day.
She didnt show- but rang in sick. Fair enough. You at least start your job that you went for an interview for and accepted a few days earlier befpre throwing sickies right? Next day- sick again. Er ok. 3rd day- not a peep- we ring to enquire where she was and got a very bizarre garbled message and then she hung up!
Bizarre- surely- 'dont want the job, thanks' wouldve saved face all round!
( , Fri 9 Jun 2006, 13:14, Reply)
The office junior at work was moved to become a secretary and so they advertised for a new one. New girl was subsequently appointed and an email sent round stating that this new girl was going to start the following day.
She didnt show- but rang in sick. Fair enough. You at least start your job that you went for an interview for and accepted a few days earlier befpre throwing sickies right? Next day- sick again. Er ok. 3rd day- not a peep- we ring to enquire where she was and got a very bizarre garbled message and then she hung up!
Bizarre- surely- 'dont want the job, thanks' wouldve saved face all round!
( , Fri 9 Jun 2006, 13:14, Reply)
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