Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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The Big CI once worked with a welsh twat named Darran who was a bit of a compulsive liar. Having recovered from his "broken back", he called in with cancer.
The cancer excuse worked for a fair while, and involved fortnight-long trips to the US for treatment or suchlike. His hair and eyebrows disappeared from the chemo. Then one day it was mentioned to him that he was lucky he still had eyelashes, and when they were gone the next day it became obvious he was a lying twunt, to the great offence of those co-workers who had in fact lost family members to cancer.
He didn't last long after that.
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wangmaster2000, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 13:38,
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