Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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notmebutA good friend who partied hard and often used to quite frequently miss work. His job was on rather unstable ground until he came up with the excuse that his dad had alzheimers and he was the only one able to look after him.
Having told them this, a lightbulb lit in his brain and he followed it up with "and to be honest, that's why I've been off so much recently", thereby allowing his bosses sympathy to spread to his past sickies.
And then lightbulb #2 lit up, and he said "and also, I'm afraid, this means that I'll probably continue to take quite a few sick days in the near future, you know, for as long as he's got left..."
Fucking genius.
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wangmaster2000, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 13:44,
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