Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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RightSo this nurse is working in a hospital, a fair few years ago now, this would have been back in the 80's, and the cow rings in sick. Lying of course. The ward matron on the other side of the phone is finding it hard to hear her, because of the annoying sound of a police siren outside. The message gets through though.
Funnily enough, seconds later after her call, a doctor rings in, also sick, with similar sounds troubling his communications.
Nine months later, and I'm born.
The cunts were too afraid of popping down to the chemist for some more condoms incase they were caught by someone from work. Stupid bastards. Why would someone in a hospital visit a fucking chemist?
Technically, if I just play with the title, so it says "You were invented to get off work" then this is a valid topic. Ish. Oh, I'm dyxkslek so I can get away with that.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 23:33, Reply)
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