
A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
( , Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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I need the last week in July off due to some visiting relatives from overseas (can't get annual leave.) Have taken just one sickie in 5 years and even that elicited a passive bullying response by management - "No, no, we know you're sick, but we just want to make sure that you are not getting too stressed or burnt out from all that (ambulance related) trauma".
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
I'll just pick the best excuse from this QOTW, even if it involves menses from my cock...
( , Sat 10 Jun 2006, 16:59, Reply)
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