Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Vomited in front of my bossI was outside the office having a brew and a smoke and a pep talk from my boss (for pep talk read "bollocking" or "complete personality assassination") and I'm getting dizzier and dizzier, gradually unable to concentrate on what he was banging on about.
I went dealthy white, couldn't see and then threw up a pint of coffee/stomach butter mix all over the floor. I think it was some dodgy chicken I'd had the night before.
But rather than be sent home i worked at my desk for a further hour until i thought "Arses to this I'm off"
Glad I did because I felt like turds for the rest of the day.
I couldn've called in sick the following morning but didn't; I'm rather conscientious. No idea why...
(, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 20:46, Reply)
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