Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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So guilty...I used to work in a call centre last year, before i packed it all in to become a holiday rep.
Best has to be, one friday morning after being on the razz alllllllllllllll night i was sick all morning so i phoned in and told my work i had food poisoning. My mum blamed the lasange i had eat the night before (she was not aware of the assult my liver had partaken) so she went flying down to the local asda and kicked up a fuss. In the ended my mum kicked of so much they gave me compensation. All was well until the next week when my mum was at my aunts and my cousin let it slip my "food poisoning" was actually me consuiming an entire bottle of jack daniels straight. I felt right bad.
Other sicky iv pulled was when iw orked in a bar and i wanted to go out on a saturday night with my m8s so i phoned my boss and told her i had sprayed perfume in my eye and wa sin my way to A and E. It would have been ok, if i ahdnt got so ratarsed and ended up forgetting i ad phoned in sick and went into the pub. P45, straight away.
(, Sun 11 Jun 2006, 19:43, Reply)
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