Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Well, it sounds impressive, at least...My son's girlfriend was complaining that she didn't want to go to a friend's party, so she might call her up and say that she was too sick to go, but wasn't quite sure of what to tell her friend that she had.
I told her to tell the friend that she had suffered a sudden attack of gingivitis.
The sad part? I suspect that she did and that the friend fell for it.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 3:25,
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