Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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SchoolEverytime the lessons got crap or boring at one stage and all the kids were throwing stuff at each other and i didn't see the point in staying i just went to the medical room and said i feel sick spent half and hour on a bed and got picked up and taken home, where i just went to sleep!
I also knew a kid who was a serial school skiver, he turned up about ten times a year, each time late as he kept getting off the bus at the wrong stop, he then sat silently in lessons before going home at dinner time saying he felt ill. And when he spent all day at school it was normally cause he had done something, or made something daft like a flamethrower with a deoderant can and had an audience as he sent light to trees on the playing field.
(, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 11:50, Reply)
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