Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Erm....I once overdid it a little on a school night, and decided to phone in sick the next morning, after about 3 hours kip and still feeling totally shitfaced. Went back to sleep with a smile on my face but when I woke up at about lunchtime, could not for the life of me remember what ailment I had used as an excuse, due to the fact that I was pissed. Spent the rest of the day racking my brains (to no avail) and was really worried about what I would say when I got to work - what if I got found out! Luckily one of the guys I work with immediately said "Alright Mad, how's the throat today?" when I walked in. Phew.
(, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 12:10, Reply)
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