Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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New Year's DayI am the only person ever to make a genuine sick call on 1st January. I'd been on a New Years camping trip, and woke up with my head throbbing. Not due to a hangover, but due to a terrible ear infection.
Cue course of antibiotics, several days of earache agony, and having to tell both my weekend jobs that I could't work due to an ear infection. No, honestly. Look, I'll bring the damn antibiotics in to prove it.
Luckily they both (probably) believed it.
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Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 13:37,
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