Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Shitting hellWas at the Edinburgh festival for a few days but had work on the Monday followed by two days off, so decided to take the Monday off, woke up early enough to make it sound like I was up getting ready for work and told the guy on the phone I had food poisoning in order to get an extended holiday.
Two minutes after I put the phone down I was throwing up and shitting simultaneously. Turned out I did have food poisoning.
Still, it was better than working.
(, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 17:34, Reply)
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