Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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I made my Y7 English teacher CRY!!!Short story, I wear glasses for astigmatism (really common, not bad really).
A nice tactic for the uneducated teachers* was to remove my specs, claiming I broke them during PE or some such balls, and therefore can't see to do any work ;)
Now, this worked for damn near all my lessons I wanted to get out of. Not my english teacher, however. The hard-nosed bitch just told me to get on with it and squint. So I rubbed my eyes a shitload, made them tear up, and complained about how it REALLY hurt, complete with pained sobby voice. After 15 minutes of this the cow cracked, started crying (to this day I have no idea why), and apologising and sent me on my way for the rest of the day, exit pass and everything, for a day of shite TV and masturbation
RESULT!!!
*that'd be the lot then...
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 4:04, Reply)
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