Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Had to hand in a sample in the Hospital the other day.The missus is having fertility tests carried out, and wanted me to not miss out on the fun too, by organsing for me to hand in a fresh semen sample.
I find out I can only go into the hospital on a Friday morning, and I decide to approach my female not-to-bad-looking manager, who'se sitting on her desk amongst the other workers.
I hand her the hospital letter, and she reads it until she suddenly turns red with embarrasement, at which point with a very level voice I announce in a Brian Blessed stylee;
"Yeah, I'll need Friday morning off to hand in the spunk to the docs love, cheers."
I smile and walk off, leaving her cringed under the desk with about 30-40 people laughing at her.
Still haven't got the results back yet; hope I'm not shooting blanks.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:50,
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