Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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It's not that funny but...When I was in school, I was CONSTANTLY late, off or just skiving from certain lessons. I'd used every excuse under the sun and I knew for a fact they didn't believe me. When you're late in that poor excuse of a sports college (i never even LIKED P.E.) you have to write the excuse near reception. My last one?
My cat got ran over by aliens invading my dog's body.
Got a few laughs, and a bit of respect for cogging on that they never believed my excuses.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 12:36,
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