Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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intimate...my bell-end once swelled up to three times its normal size... managed to get a week of school because of it. i was about 9 at the time, it was not nice.
oh, and also, when i was 10, my scrote swelled up and went all red and purple. i had to go into hospital because they thought my ball-cord was tangled up... turned out it was an allergic reaction, but i still managed to get a few days of school, and i played mario 64 with this other kid on the ward. good times.
edit: oh, i nearly forgot! my mate poncho gets migraines sometimes, and a few weeks ago it was so bad that he went blind! brilliant! he can see again now, but apparently his mum just called the college and said (in her very strong phillipino accent) "sean can't come in today, he's gone blind." we went to his house and pointed and laughed. we're all bastards, truth be told...
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 12:59, Reply)
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