Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Mmm... cat puke teaI'm calling Australian clients from the UK at the moment so have a an early start. This morning, I had to get up at 3.30am for work as usual and had a cup of green tea (mid-twenties health kick moment!)- you don't put milk in it so I just picked up the mug and started drinking it whilst getting ready for work. (sort hair out, feed cats etc) Halfway through the cup I there was a brown blob which turned out to be cat food in the cup. Bleeeuuurgh! Don't know whether one of the little f*ckers spat in it or whether it had fallen in the kettle(?) but it was very much a dry retch moment. Went to work and made a cup of tea and took an enormous mouthful to take the cat food taste away (reason cats lick their asses isn't it? To take the taste away) and the milk was off. So that mouthful was distributed liberally all over the wall and computer.
Note to b3ta: don't try drinking cat food, it grosses you out, you feel like shit and gives you a phobia of drinking tea, but it isn't a valid reason for a day off work (damn!)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 17:08, Reply)
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