Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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How to get off school...We had a lad in school that aquired the gift of being able to make himself sick at will. His speciality was just after lunch; he'd walk in to the common room, shout, "Guess what I've had for lunch??" and... well... show everyone.
He achieved fame by getting sent home four consecutive Thursday for a month at 4:05 pm, that's five minutes after PE started. He'd complain to the teacher of having an upset stomach and, before the teacher could reply, vomiting all over him (or her). The teachers cottened on by making sure every teacher capable of hosting PE had their turn (who wants to be puked on twice?).
Vile lad; his idea of a good time was to wank in to a matchbox and tell girls he had a horrid spider in it.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 22:17, Reply)
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