Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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extended holidayI was on a driving holiday round the south of France a while back. Time came for a return home and I simply couldnt be bothered. I phoned the boss and said I had a bad dose of the runs and was too ill to travel. I extended the holiday by a further 10 days.
They were rather skeptical but I didnt give a rats ass.
My bowels are actually kind of screwed, but its something I can live with, but I often used this as an excuse for further random days off and for spending several hours in the crapper when I was feeling a bit lazy.
(, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 11:04, Reply)
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