Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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DrivingI'm skiving right now. I'm one of the UKs boys in blue, and I've not been on duty for 2 days as I'm attending a driving course, to improve my skills behind the wheel. In theory, its careful planning, full of highly professional resoponse driving passing the skills onto a new generation. In reality, I'm being paid to drive about in a 2.5 litre RS turbo admiring the finest tourist hot spots in the county. Hey, if i'm skiving I might as well go someplace nice. And eat bacon sandwiches. Oh, the irony. I'm also being paid to be taught by a higly trained responce driver, who teaches the royal family escorts emergency driving skills. I love my job. I get paid to skive.
(, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 13:15, Reply)
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