Seriously - why do you bother?
I'm genuinely interested.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:41, 1 reply)

I can't please you lot, I make sarky remarks on an irreverent humour website and get whined at, I post stories I get whined at.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:44, closed)

You don't post stories, though.
You just moan.

There's sarcasm trying to be funny, and there's constant, passive-aggressive whining.

The "I was only joking!" line doesn't wash - it's a very, very boring record.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:49, closed)

This is what bothers me.
All I have ever seen from AB is "So your story is.." replies.

If everyone else's stories are so shit, show us how it's done. Being the kid who just calls everyone else 'gay' all the time is just dull.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:51, closed)

If only there was some way of scrolling through someone's profile to check if they'd ever did this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:53, closed)

If only...

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:56, closed)

Actually, looking at your
famous list of stories, the 'titles' you give them are far from irreverent. They're definitely sarcastic, but in a vicious and cruel way. Under your guise of self appointed arbiter of good/bad posts, you take a nasty little swipe at hundreds of posters.

Passive aggressive is absolutely on the button. You can quit the innocent 'what? What did I do?' thing any time you like.

File this post under 'whiny cunt butthurt waaaa see how fucking clever I am'. would you?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:59, closed)

It's just a joke. Like on Top Gear.
Repeat until you feel self-important.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:10, closed)

cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:47, closed)

Fuck me, if anything you've got more witty
I'll write that one down and tell it to all my friends.

Oh wait, you thought I still had you on ignore, didn't you? Didn't think I'd see that? You really are a big, brave, internet warrior.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the one and only Rory Lyon!
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:58, closed)

Alright emvee, it's good that we've managed to get over our initial spat and we can at least be on civil 'unignored' terms
cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:06, closed)

Awesome, I'm quoting that in my sig.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:44, closed)

Cool, glad to be of service
*trigger finger*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:50, closed)

At least half-term is over tomorrow
and you can go back to your carer
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:25, closed)

There You Go Rory


Get licking....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:23, closed)

You Can't Please Anyone

or so your mum said....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:25, closed)

Actually
I think his mum can

Cheers :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:18, closed)