Our gym teacher
was a short fat little Yorkshireman, with a chip on his shoulder.

From about the 2nd year on, most of us were taller than he was, a fact he clearly didn't like.

When playing rugby he would alternate between playing, and being the ref. Every so often he would jump into the game and make an appalingly dangerous and illegal tackle on whichever poor fucker had the ball. Any attempt to reciprocate would normally result in him stopping the game and sending off whoever had 'tried te brek meh fuckin leg'.

Best bit. He had in some past life been a bus driver. Swimming lessons were conducted at the town pool about 3 miles from the school. Once or twice a week a large coach would be hired from the local bus company, and he had made a deal where HE got to drive the coach. He used to sit up the front like a little fucking smurf, with this 'Hey, look what I can do' face on him, that had us all cackling like stoned chickens. Daft little stumpy fucker.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:31, 7 replies)

I detect some residual issues.
Would you like to sit on this sofa and tell me all about it?

I say 'sofa' ... it's the back seat of a bus.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:00, closed)

Hasn't he just recycled the plot of 'Kes' here?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:46, closed)

My older brother
was a bit of a twat, now you mention it.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:15, closed)

A Yorkshireman
with an inflated sense of self-worth?

I'm sorry, I don't believe you - it's just too unrealistic...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:25, closed)

what happened
to not wanting to answer the QOTW?!
( elgordo, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:33, closed)

It wasn't that I didn't want to
answer, it was that I couldn't really get my head around how someone elses teacher would be interesting reading.

Seems to be working out.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:15, closed)

I suspect he touched you up on his coach,...
...and you liked it, but now feel shame and your repressed memories are now leaking out.
(erewhon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:35, closed)