Ban the following from the internet:
People who like kids *like that*
People who cannot spell or use correct grammar
People who think that replying "first" or "second" to a new thread is worthy

Ban the following from our TV screens:
Paddy McGuinness
That American weirdo magician who locked himself in a box over the Thames.
Noel Edmonds
DLT

Ban the following from this great country of ours:
Chavs
Benders
Forriners
Scroungers
(the above 4 pretty much make up most of b3ta's userbase)
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 15:30, 9 replies)

first

(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Fri 24 Apr 2015, 15:47, closed)

lists
ban lists
( rofl harris, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 16:52, closed)

You are a scrounging foreign chav bender,
AICMFP.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 18:15, closed)

Yeah, you can't switch on the TV without seeing another episode of Swapshop.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 18:36, closed)

second

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:30, closed)

Think you're fairly safe where DLT's concerned...

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 22:50, closed)