Babysitters
After our daughter was born, my wife went right off sex, which was terrible. I tried to be understanding and empathetic, but the rejection was difficult and painful. I just felt rejected all the time, while the wife didn't seem interested. Not a good time. However, we stayed together and kept going to social events, and so had to get a babysitter. I hired two girls from the estate, who I knew through one of them's mother, as they were looking for some money to spend.

However, after their first babysitting session, I drove them home, and the horn was calling big time. It'd been so long, so bloody long without any. And those girls were willing. I ended up boning them one after the other, passenger seat lowered all the way down.

"Oh, Bob," they said.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:21, 7 replies)

I bet you thought you were great, too.

(Valentine_Sprake immanentising the eschaton since 1983, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:47, closed)

They did
But I was a bit pissed off when one of them went out with a Paki.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:08, closed)

Pair of slappers
that Rita was the worst
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:12, closed)

bindun

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:41, closed)

And now...
You're living with both of them in your ex-marital home in Bradford!
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:36, closed)

what a film.
Many a pre-teen wank was had to my vhs recording of that in the days before internets!
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 17:39, closed)

Again I say that I had successfully forgotten that film
and also FUCK YOU AARGH YOU BASTARD
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:20, closed)