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Dazbrilliantwhites asks: You've had them and maybe even have been one. Or maybe you were once babysat by someone who is now a notorious serial killer. Tell us your stories.

(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:15)
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I once had to look after my two little cousins.
My uncle is a a fanatic about toads, and the moment he and my aunt were out the girls had his favourite toad out and asked to play with it. I told them "No" but they responded that if I didn't play with them then they would tell their parents that I touched them and they knew how to make it sound real and soon enough they were throwing this prized toad around and playing with it and then suddenly it ended up on the three-bar electric fire.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:24, 7 replies)
Was that while
you were wearing special sandals to restore the weft of the carpet?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:46, closed)
It was
naked friday as well
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:52, closed)
i hope you used the correct towel.

(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:58, closed)
If they are good at pretending to be touched...
Presumably this has happened before.

What you should have done, is rape away, and then when they tell their parents, no one will believe them, as they have done it before, and get the last poor mug who got threatened by them to vouch for you, that they are liars.

Have I read too much into this?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:00, closed)
Did it give you a wart?

(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:38, closed)
You may give a toad a wart, but it will never give one to you

(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:16, closed)
Did you give it a wart?

(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:24, closed)

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