I once had to look after my two little cousins.
My uncle is a a fanatic about toads, and the moment he and my aunt were out the girls had his favourite toad out and asked to play with it. I told them "No" but they responded that if I didn't play with them then they would tell their parents that I touched them and they knew how to make it sound real and soon enough they were throwing this prized toad around and playing with it and then suddenly it ended up on the three-bar electric fire.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:24, 7 replies)

Was that while
you were wearing special sandals to restore the weft of the carpet?
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:46, closed)

It was
naked friday as well
(mersault, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:52, closed)

i hope you used the correct towel.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:58, closed)

If they are good at pretending to be touched...
Presumably this has happened before.

What you should have done, is rape away, and then when they tell their parents, no one will believe them, as they have done it before, and get the last poor mug who got threatened by them to vouch for you, that they are liars.

Have I read too much into this?
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:00, closed)

Did it give you a wart?

(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:38, closed)

THEY DON'T GIVE YOU WARTS!!!
You may give a toad a wart, but it will never give one to you

*Fumes*
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:16, closed)

Did you give it a wart?

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:24, closed)