Staying Up Late
When I was a kid my mum used to go out with her mates on a sunday night and this meant my dad would watch me and my sister.
We used to love it, he'd get us some sweets and let us stay up really late as long as we didn't tell mum we'd stayed up.
Or so we thought.
Turns out he used to change the clock on the tv so it said 11 instead of 7.
(FootOfTim, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:47, 5 replies)

Top quality fathering.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:57, closed)

^this

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:14, closed)

Haha!
Perfect. I love this.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:44, closed)

This is fantastic.
If I ever manage to trick a girl in to falling in love with me and procreating, I may have to steal this.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:32, closed)

Hmmm
this sounds like a double bluff. Is this what he told your Mum after you grassed him up (as kids inevitably would at some point)?
(Rsoles, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:37, closed)