linda and the butter
my aunt linda was once babysitting me at my granddad's house. it was a great old house, lots of nooks and crnnies to hide in.
i was playing upstairs and decided, foolishly, to poke my leg through the balcony railings. my leg went in fine, but when i bent it to get it out, it stuck. this was due to my knee being fatter when my leg was bent. linda heard my screams and came running, only to find me trapped in the wooden railings.
instead of using her brain and helping me to straighten my leg out, which would have freed me, she decided what was needed was lubrication.
this was why, when my parents got back ten minutes later, it was to see their daughter snivelling and snotting, whilst my crazy aunt rubbed a block of lurpack up and down my leg. mum yanked my leg straight and out it popped. 1 second thinking time, 2 seconds to act and i was free.
who needs a buttery knee anyway?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:52, 4 replies)

luv the lurpack
it can do much more than lubricate knees....

then again i'm sure you know that ;)
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:14, closed)

heheheheh

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:17, closed)

last tango in paris?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:22, closed)

"You'll never put a better bit of butter in your wife"

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:18, closed)