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This is a question Babysitters

Dazbrilliantwhites asks: You've had them and maybe even have been one. Or maybe you were once babysat by someone who is now a notorious serial killer. Tell us your stories.

(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:15)
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Yes.
But only because I'm having an awesome pedantwank.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:52, 2 replies)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh god I've just come thinking about the awesomeness of having a pedantwank.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:53, closed)
Dirty slut, using both commas AND apostrophes incorrectly!
Gonna correct her spelling hard...yeah...mmm...I'll teach her what you do with a colon all right...
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:06, closed)
While you're at it
I don't even have a babysitter. I mean, what the fuck was I thinking, eh?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:54, closed)
Oh Christ no, I don't give a shit about *factual* inaccuracy.
This is, as has been astutely observed on many occasions, QOTW/the internet. If I were to jump on every occasion of untruth that appeared before me, I'd reach a level of petty nitpicking far below that of the pedantry of grammar and form. Who would be that obsessive?

Also, humour and particularly grammar have rules that are a lot easier to spot. Nobody can reliably tell if something's true or not, but words are definitely either spelled correctly or not.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:12, closed)
"Who would be that obsessive?"
I can think of a few....

I just thought I put the OP up as it was a spin on a particularly less PC joke that I read on sickipedia. I really am partial to an awful joke (in all senses of the word) and this was my attempt!

Having said, that, I'll grade myself: D-. Must try harder.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:19, closed)
A few of that sort of purely theoretical awful bore? Surely not!
Anyway, I'm not sure why I jumped on this particular post so hard. I do that sometimes. I blame coffee. When I don't have coffee, I blame the lack of coffee. Win-win.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:28, closed)
Yep, those theoretical bastards.
Theoretically using an old idea to theoretically bore the spanners off of people by posting theoretical repetitive posts that ran their course a very very long time ago, and should probably just fuck off back to /theoretalk.

Theoretically speaking. of course.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:33, closed)
Also
ZOMG MASSIVE CAFFEINE DRUGZ!!!ELEVENTYONE!!!1
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:34, closed)

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