Erm... I'm a girl and I've done this
She wasn't that attractive, though we both have massive tits, if that's any consolation.

Can't recall episode in detail. Too drunk. You'll have to use your imaginations.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:54, 2 replies)

That's...
...that's like leading customers into the VIP lounge of a 5-star restaurant and serving them dry cream crackers in place of a meal. OK, buttered cream crackers for the massive tits bit.

But still. I reserve the right to object on principle.
( .Yeti., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:13, closed)

POIcantevenbebothered

(McChinaman banned, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:40, closed)