Bad Dates
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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i was very excited to go on one particular date. A gentleman had called me at my workplace
and wanted to meet up to discuss a few things on the d/lo (whatever that is) and it all sounded very mysterious, especially when he said he was a head hunter.
So, I gets myself all pretty and turns up at the fabulous 5 star hotel in London town, apparently they even had a 44,000 litre salt water swimming pool. Met my date the head hunter and that's when it all went wrong. A head hunter is someone who seeks out people for jobs with competitors where you use your extensive contacts to further the competitors business for which they offer you large sums of cash. Not anything to do with oral sex.
I did not take the job nor get a blow job. Good job I did not take the job because the founder of that particular firm is doing hard time for a very, very large VAT fraud, Nasir Khan, The Accessory People.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:17, 1 reply)
and wanted to meet up to discuss a few things on the d/lo (whatever that is) and it all sounded very mysterious, especially when he said he was a head hunter.
So, I gets myself all pretty and turns up at the fabulous 5 star hotel in London town, apparently they even had a 44,000 litre salt water swimming pool. Met my date the head hunter and that's when it all went wrong. A head hunter is someone who seeks out people for jobs with competitors where you use your extensive contacts to further the competitors business for which they offer you large sums of cash. Not anything to do with oral sex.
I did not take the job nor get a blow job. Good job I did not take the job because the founder of that particular firm is doing hard time for a very, very large VAT fraud, Nasir Khan, The Accessory People.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:17, 1 reply)
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