Love will tear us apart
love lack of seats

I took a girl to see a movie expecting at the very least to get to squish some tit at the back of the cinema

The cinema was so packed that there were few seats available. She sat way to far away for tit squishing. I sat next a fat sweaty woman in her 40's chomping her way through a bucket of popcorn the size an overnight suitcase

One the bright side I did manage a grope before she had to catch her bus (the girl I took not the fat lass)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:21, 3 replies)

*Straight from the annals of RabidRodent.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:26, closed)

I don't know anything about RabidRodent's anals

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:27, closed)

Nah
The girls RR takes to the cinema haven't grown breasts yet, and he would have lamped the fat sweaty woman in the mouth before performing a citizen's arrest on her popcorn.
( .Yeti., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:29, closed)