Once
I went on a date with this girl I'd met through work. We were making small talk and she told me that she had in fact been born on 29 February, thus informing me that rather than enjoying a classy and entertaining evening with a 28-year-old colleague, I was in fact sipping alcoholic beverages and nibbling dry-roasted clagnuts in the company of a seven-year-old! Needless to say, a member of Her Majesty's Constabulary was seated at the VERY NEXT TABLE and heard everything. Quick as an Accord off the lights, before he even had time to whip out his handcuffs and lash me to the mainmast, I leapt from my seat bellowing "ADMIRAAAAAAL ACKBAR!" and belted him in the Twin Towers.

I didn't even get his number.
( .Yeti., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:20, 3 replies)

is this a parody.
because it sounds perfectly reasonable to me
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:25, closed)

To be honest, I can't tell any more.
Even if it were true, some people have visibly had worse dates.
( .Yeti., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:30, closed)

I just choked on my lunch reading this
you bastard.
Click.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:44, closed)