Bad Dates
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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Could have been worse.
I saw plenty of first dates going to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre (and leaving after the first ten minutes) when it was re-released.
Actually, I'm not sure that would have been worse. Schindler's List was far more harrowing than two hours of chainsaws.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:13, 2 replies)
I saw plenty of first dates going to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre (and leaving after the first ten minutes) when it was re-released.
Actually, I'm not sure that would have been worse. Schindler's List was far more harrowing than two hours of chainsaws.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:13, 2 replies)
And the Academy Award for Most Harrowsing Film goes to "Schindler's Fist".
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( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:32, closed)
*SCHLUURRPP!*
:D
Almost as harrowsing as watching a compilation of Schindler's List shower scenes.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:35, closed)
:D
Almost as harrowsing as watching a compilation of Schindler's List shower scenes.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:35, closed)
Today's episode
was brought to you in association with the letter J and the number 6,000,000.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:43, closed)
was brought to you in association with the letter J and the number 6,000,000.
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First time I went out with my
wife, we saw Saving Private Ryan.
The first ten minutes of that is pretty gruesome.
Maybe I should check films before I get tickets. I'm surprised I missed out on taking a girl to see true romance.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:50, closed)
wife, we saw Saving Private Ryan.
The first ten minutes of that is pretty gruesome.
Maybe I should check films before I get tickets. I'm surprised I missed out on taking a girl to see true romance.
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What's wrong with True Romance?
Took my other half to see Scream, on an early date. Perfect, had her cuddled in close from the get go.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:36, closed)
Took my other half to see Scream, on an early date. Perfect, had her cuddled in close from the get go.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:36, closed)
Yes it is:
Boy meets girl, they fall in love; boy kills girl's pimp, MASSIVE DRUGS, everyone dies; they have a baby. If that's not romance, I don't know what is.
Plus, it's got Christan Slater AND Brad Pitt, and therefore is catnip to all women born around 1980.
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:50, closed)
Boy meets girl, they fall in love; boy kills girl's pimp, MASSIVE DRUGS, everyone dies; they have a baby. If that's not romance, I don't know what is.
Plus, it's got Christan Slater AND Brad Pitt, and therefore is catnip to all women born around 1980.
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