there have been a few
such as the religious nutter who wanted to "save" me, the one who spent the entire date talking about his dead ex and the one who threw a tantrum in the restaurant because there was a slice of tomato in his side-salad.
the creepiest, though, was colin. i'd met him in the local shitpit of a nightclub and we'd hit it off, due to poor lighting and us both being massively drunk. we arranged to meet that sunday afternoon for a drink and a pub lunch.
before the pub, however, colin wanted to introduce me to his mother.
his dead mother.
he wanted me to go to the cemetery and say hello to a fucking headstone.
yes, yes i ran. i did not look back.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:18, 9 replies)

you could've at least changed my name

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:26, closed)

never give a girl flowers
that were meant for someone's grave
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:29, closed)

they were nice flowers though

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:52, closed)

Oh, The Doveston, I TOLD you not to nick ones that spelled out things like 'MAM'.
Bunches, man, bunches and NOT wreaths.
And remember to bin the cards too.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:08, closed)

i wouldn't have minded the 'MAM' so much
it was the 'UNCLE FRANK' that pissed me off
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:13, closed)

rip frank :( :( :(

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 20:23, closed)

4EVA IN R PARROTS!
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Oct 2013, 10:49, closed)

Everything makes me think of songs.
"Supposed to have wept" is what this make me think of.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 18:47, closed)

after listening to it
i see what you mean
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:09, closed)