I started reading a book
Nice sweet lad asked me out on a date. I wasn't really keen... but thought I'd give it a go.
Sadly he was so bloody boring I ended up pulling a book out of my bag and just sat there reading. A few minutes later his brother and a load of his mates came in. The poor lad is still living it down to this day.
Mind you - I ended up going out with his sexier older brother for a year or so... so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
(canarynightlife "Some weasel nicked the cork from my lunch! ", Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:58, 4 replies)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF PSYCHOCHOMP

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:03, closed)

Awooga, what a rush?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:28, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:21, closed)

You are one of those women
my mother warned me about.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:58, closed)